Dead Days - Sunday, July 13th, 2008

I learned something last night! It's abundantly clear that I can't roller skate! I went to a skating rink last night after not skating for 15 years (and I couldn't skate when I was 12 either) and made a silly fool of myself. Battered and bruised after falling on my asscrack 3 times, my plan to be a skating superstar was a utter failure. But hey, at least I can draw comics! Sorta...

Alright, alright. Right now you guys are thinking one of two things:

1) Woah! Lookit the boobs on that guy!
2) Woah! Lookit the stache on that chick!

Both are perfectly valid.

Anyway, here's a new DD for you'se guys. We continue to follow our boy here in his attempt to become a part of something that the only knowledge he has of is what he's learned from Will Ferrell. Okay, so this is a bad start. Okay, so it's the worst start possible. But as you well know, he's never been one to be deterred by false starts.

So here's hoping that the next frat he tries to join isn't chock full of giant Amazonians... no promises though. Thanks for reading buds! The saga (that's right, I'm calling this a saga fools!) continues next time! I'ma go heal now. Later!

-John